Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

Meatface

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

malfaced

one who has been unkowingly used as a stud to produce superior offspring by having intercourse

I thought she really liked me , but it turns out i was malfaced. She just wanted me to have a quality child

by Becky Anne Marie Blazer September 23, 2003

meatface

a girl with lots of makeup and kind of trashy but really hot, so she makes you want to shove your meat in her face.

a kind of scruffy, maybe grimeyish but hot guy; maybe some tattoos; makes you want to shove your meat in his face.

a hot but trashy boy or girl who you want to meatface

by leahhh louu August 16, 2009

metaFacebooking

To write a Facebook post about a Facebook message/status/event. Is of higher level because written on one's wall (in opposition to in a status' comments).

guy's status: (funny comment)
girl's post on the guy's wall: Dude, your status is hilarious! It sooo deserves metaFacebooking!

by lait_au_chocolat October 21, 2010

meltface

Heavy metal or hard core music that is extremely intense and in your face.

That band plays some serious meltface.

by Abasplab September 9, 2008