Meatcision

Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.

aka - Leecision

"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You

"Just make a damn meatcision already!" - Me

by Bizzaro Lanka February 13, 2008

meatcation

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

metavision

A term used to describe a player's evolved vision that gives them an omnipotent perspective of the field.

"His passing vision is unreal! He definitely has metavision."
"Isagi!!! You don't have to use metavision during sex too!"

by lsagiYoichi May 16, 2023

Metavision

It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field

Niko you, can you also use Metavision....!?

by Invalid1111 May 16, 2023

Mancision

A woman making an independent decision (typically the wrong one) regarding a man. Usually followed by a promise to never do it again after enjoying a morning full of regrets.

I am not, I repeat, I am not allowed to make my own mancisions ever again.

by #1 Horrific Mancision Maker September 1, 2009

Meatcussion

A meatcussion occurs when a Male uses his penis to hit a girl over the head and give her concussion like symptoms with the force of impact of his meat.

"Hey dude, did you hear? Matt gave Liv a meatcussion!"

by Slinky720 June 4, 2018

Methcision

A split second decision made while strung out on methamphetamine

Pronounced meth-cision

That was the worst methcision that has ever been made.

by Victory.over.evil May 23, 2020