Meatcussion

A meatcussion occurs when a Male uses his penis to hit a girl over the head and give her concussion like symptoms with the force of impact of his meat.

"Hey dude, did you hear? Matt gave Liv a meatcussion!"

by Slinky720 June 4, 2018

Meatcision

Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.

aka - Leecision

"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You

"Just make a damn meatcision already!" - Me

by Bizzaro Lanka February 13, 2008