Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.
aka - Leecision
"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You
It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"