Meat Glaze 

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.

That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.

Meat Glaze by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

meat gazer 

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

meat gazer by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

Meat Gazer 

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.

Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

Meat Gazer by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009

Meat Gazer 

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

Meat Gazer by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008

Meat Gazer 

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

Meat Gazer by Retro February 17, 2003

Meat Gazer 

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

Meat Gazer by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

Meat Gazer 

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

Meat Gazer by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006