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To enter into something, pull out early, and leave a big mess.
As he wiped himself off, thinking "What a great job I've done!", those he bent over were left thinking, "He's pulled another McCurdy."
mccurdy by LokiLoki December 1, 2006
A disgusting liquid shit that is taken after massive protein ingestion, i.e. consuming too much protein supplement. The McCurdy is usually accompanied by an exessively foul oder that tends to linger with the shitter for several hours after the initial deuce droppage.
That man nearly died after entering the restroom at the local gym, having no idea that the previous occupant had just taken an extremely potent McCurdy. Josh then licked it up.
McCurdy by wilmertt November 20, 2006

McCurdy Milking 

The act of ejaculating in plain sight. Sometimes used as slang term for "handjob".
Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!

Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!
McCurdy Milking by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014

McCurdy’d 

Getting led on by a girl for several months (name usually starts with a K), only to be ghosted out of nowhere. In almost every situation, the male in question gets constantly asked about why they stopped talking. The guy says they’re ok, but in reality, they definitely aren’t.
“Oh you just got McCurdy’d? That shit sucks, I feel for you.”
McCurdy’d by ObamaPrism October 31, 2019

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

Jenette McCurdy 

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.
"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."
Jenette McCurdy by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010