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McBitches 

When a group of McDonalds female employees get together, whether it be for training or socializing, and a choice few of them act like they are too good to hang out with the rest.

Usually these girls look very high maintianence, will give a small smile followed by an eye roll if you acknowledge them.
"It it looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and works at McyD's.... Its a McBitch"

grl 1: how come those girls wont talk to me?
grl 2: those snotty ones from the other stores?
grl 1: yeah...they look at me and laugh....
grl 2: dont sweat it.... they are some McBitches.
McBitches by DoubleAgent October 15, 2011
Words you can keep
short for son of a bitch. The prefix Mc or Mac means son and originated in Ireland.
That McBitch is so jealous of my thrift shop glam.
McBitch by Markgyver February 2, 2013

McBitchin' 

McDouble separated at the patties and a McChicken placed in the center
Damn that McBitchin' was bitchin'!
McBitchin' by Ronald McDizzle March 13, 2010
A rude customer at McDonalds. Someone who yells at the McDonald's employee for getting an order wrong.
Stop being a McBitch, the cashier didn't hear your order correctly.
McBitch by mcdonalds4507 April 19, 2011

McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Mcbitcher 

A word that has not been used yet, but surely will.

This word is a noun, used to describe someone who does absolutely nothing but bitch and complain about everything, even if it doesn't involve them whatsoever.
Dude #1: "Man, Antarctica is so cold."
Dude #2: "We're in Florida, you dumbass mcbitcher.."
Mcbitcher by Squirrel_Live June 7, 2019

Bitchy McBitcherson 

Fuck that bitch, she's a Bitchy McBitcherson
Bitchy McBitcherson by Fuckyourmother December 29, 2005
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