McTrip

When a cab driver has a cheap customer that wants to go less than two blocks.
Short trips that can be walked faster than the time it takes for a cab driver to show up and drive one to their destination.

I would be making more money if I wasn't getting all these McTrips! cabbie taxi cheapskate McDonald's

McTrip by CountyDame July 8, 2011

mctrick 

When at McDonalds, eat all your nuggets, then put your sauces back in the box. close the top then ask if anyone wants to finish you nuggets. they will shake the box to see if there is really anything in there and get excited. Only to be McTricked when box is opened.

I just mctricked ian. Then he threw the bbq at me.

mctrick by VDC October 22, 2007

McTriple 

An upscale McDouble, the next step for a dollar menunaire. Comes complete with three patties. Number of cheese slices are still being debated.

Ben: Yeah I need three McDoubles.
Voice: You dont just want two McTriples?
Ben: Oh, that works...but how many slices of cheese are on those?

McTriple by Cody and Rudy October 25, 2009

McTrifecta 

The perfect day where you consume McDonald's food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Is typically followed by the worst day where you purge solid cardboard in your defecate. The McTrifecta has been known to be addictive and will result in diabetes 100% of the time.

After being dumped by my girlfriend I have decided to commit suicide through a strict regime of McTrifectas.

McTrifecta by haloscuba July 23, 2014

Jerky McTrigger Slap 

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

Jerky McTrigger Slap by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

matriphony 

Someone who pretends to be married to avoid awkward social situations that arise from being in a long-term monogamous relationship without tying the knot.

I can't get my girlfriend's grandmother to quit telling us to get married. I've decided to just be a matriphony around her -- she's pretty senile anyway.

matriphony by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009

Mcrippin 

rather than waiting in the bay for your drive through mcdonalds to be delivered to you , you are informed by an employee that you must in actual fact walk back to the drive through window to collect your meal.

when sitting in the waiting bay , the mcdonalds employee acts in a strange manner by waving arms in their little window box to grab your attention , and then they inform you as its after certain hours, insurance doesnt cover them and ya gotta pick up your mcdonalds on foot , talk about feeling mcrippin.

Mcrippin by Sazza&Joseph January 14, 2010