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Midrection 

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.
Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

McCeption 

A McDouble inside a McDouble inside a McDouble
Bill: I ate McCeption and damn near died

Terry: A McCeption?

Bill: Yeah, the most food you can get for 3 dollars plus tax. A double cheeseburger inside a double cheeseburger inside another one. Inception style.
McCeption by Keyahnee July 25, 2011

Memectionary 

It is the blend of Meme+Dictionary words. Making to understand the English words through meme or regional movie scenes
Memectionary enhanced my English words knowledge
Memectionary by Nanban November 7, 2017

crection 

An incredibly skillful type of person who usually only plays video games but on occasion scavenges for food
Oh wow, did you see that crection over there? He’s so good st everything
crection by Dirty of pickles March 3, 2018

momection 

An erection caused by your friends mom or, if it sadly be true, your own mother.
Paul: "Dude Sam's mom totally gave me a momection when she walked in last night."

Steve: "Paul, that was your mom."

Paul: "Oh shit"