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manceptionist 

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
manceptionist by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Acception erection 

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"

Manceptionist 

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!
Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.
Manceptionist by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Manception 

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.
Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."
Manception by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Acception 

She faced a lot of acception by her peers
Acception by Benny Boy 2000 January 24, 2018

Manceptional 

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.
If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.
Manceptional by Manceptional August 7, 2012