momection 

An erection caused by your friends mom or, if it sadly be true, your own mother.

Paul: "Dude Sam's mom totally gave me a momection when she walked in last night."

Steve: "Paul, that was your mom."

Paul: "Oh shit"

momection by Doctor Dangerous 36 June 10, 2011

momentine 

Can mean many things!
1. calm down
2. take a chill pill
3. have fun
4. relax
5. u r too stuck up!

Serious Person: we shouldn't do this! it is too dangerous!
Person: momentine! and stop being serious bout everything!

momentine by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004

momenting 

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

momenting by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

Memectionary 

It is the blend of Meme+Dictionary words. Making to understand the English words through meme or regional movie scenes

Memectionary enhanced my English words knowledge

Memectionary by Nanban November 7, 2017

momectomy

The act of removing an over grown man child from his over bearing Mom.

Guy 1: "Yo did you know Dave still lives at home with his Mom. She makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf."

Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"

momectomy by Innate October 26, 2013

Momcation 

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

Momcation by SusMFS June 15, 2009

momentine 

Means basicly stop being stuck up and so protective!
1. cool down
2. stop being stuck up!
3. chill

Stuck Up Person: we shouldn't be doing this shit!
Momentine Person: dude! momentine!

momentine by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004