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McPhink (Mc-F-ink)

Marshall McPhink. A man who ventured forth into the unknown, is recognized as a founding father of Paragould Arkansas. He brought new people into the city by opening "Sally's Saw Mill" which created jobs and revenue for the city.

Sometimes used to describe someone who does great things.
If you did that, you would be McPhink.

Dude, that would be McPhink.
McPhink by TheOneCalledRabey July 15, 2009
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McChinkles 

When a Chinese individual goes to McDonald's hoping to order egg on wok, but finds that they only serve American fast food. They then usually proceed to spout obscenities in their native tongue and accidentally drive their car into the building.
McD employee: Hello, what can I get for you today?
Chink: I wourd rike egg on wok prease and thank yous.

McD: Bruh we don't sell that shit. Order a fish filet or something.
Chink: 他妈的你美国人去吃我的腹泻!!!!
McD: This isn't McChinkles, sir.
McChinkles by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
what is that girls race? she looks like a McChink
McChink by Testpig April 1, 2004
A 'McPink' is a cross between a Rent-Boy and Suzuki Vitara Owner. They usually hang around in gay bars, drinking Pims and Lemonde. They often pretend to be Straight, Macho, pie-eating, ale drinking, whippet racing Northern hard men.

A 'McPink' can be spotted and easily 'Outed' by the constant carping on about Landrover Defenders, how tough they are and how great northern men are.

'McPinks' are harmless, unless you spot one in his Pink Vitara, then, If he recognises you, he is likely to try and run you down to get rid of the evidence.

They also wear womens underwear and frequent places link Kings Cross and Paddington wearing sparkly Hot-Pants and tight tank-tops. And bright red lipstick.

Also see Vitara Boy.
Real Macho Man 1: "..hey, see that guy over there?"

Real Macho Man 2: "..sure, the one in the Spandex Hot-pants, tank-top and seems to be wearing his 'Wifes' G-String?"

Real Macho Man 1: "..that's him - he looks like a McPink..."

Real Macho Man 2: "..Christ - I think I'm gonna be sick - a McPink's even lower than a Vitara Boy.."
McPink by Morale Suppression Officer December 22, 2003
The pengest nigga alive. That’s all u need to. Straight fax
Yunno Mchinkz is fucking my mum, so cool

Yamzo<Mchinkz
Mchinkz by Mchinkz January 21, 2019

Winkle McShinkle 

A term used when a stupid person is yapping about something that they definitely know nothing about.
"Dude, you're acting like such a Winkle McShinkle right now!"
Winkle McShinkle by Chad06 April 2, 2024