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A 'McPink' is a cross between a Rent-Boy and Suzuki Vitara Owner. They usually hang around in gay bars, drinking Pims and Lemonde. They often pretend to be Straight, Macho, pie-eating, ale drinking, whippet racing Northern hard men.

A 'McPink' can be spotted and easily 'Outed' by the constant carping on about Landrover Defenders, how tough they are and how great northern men are.

'McPinks' are harmless, unless you spot one in his Pink Vitara, then, If he recognises you, he is likely to try and run you down to get rid of the evidence.

They also wear womens underwear and frequent places link Kings Cross and Paddington wearing sparkly Hot-Pants and tight tank-tops. And bright red lipstick.

Also see Vitara Boy.
Real Macho Man 1: "..hey, see that guy over there?"

Real Macho Man 2: "..sure, the one in the Spandex Hot-pants, tank-top and seems to be wearing his 'Wifes' G-String?"

Real Macho Man 1: "..that's him - he looks like a McPink..."

Real Macho Man 2: "..Christ - I think I'm gonna be sick - a McPink's even lower than a Vitara Boy.."
McPink by Morale Suppression Officer December 22, 2003
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Stinky McPink 

term for a female with a smelly vagina
Close your legs Stinky McPink!
Stinky McPink by BrownEye4U April 28, 2006
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McPhink (Mc-F-ink)

Marshall McPhink. A man who ventured forth into the unknown, is recognized as a founding father of Paragould Arkansas. He brought new people into the city by opening "Sally's Saw Mill" which created jobs and revenue for the city.

Sometimes used to describe someone who does great things.
If you did that, you would be McPhink.

Dude, that would be McPhink.
McPhink by TheOneCalledRabey July 15, 2009

McPickle 

An item of food you receive when either a) you as for extra extra extra extra pickles on your McDonalds burger or b) ask for no pickles but the guy in grill works at McDonald’s for a reason and is either feeling hilarious and can’t read and proceeds to make a burger that gets 90 percent of its mass from pickles.
Larry went through the drive thru and got a McPickle, if you were there he sort of asked for it.
McPickle by Doominator January 22, 2021

McPick 2 

A phrase used when requesting to grab a fat chick's titties.
"Let me get a McPick 2 Bertha, with extra pickles."
a girl who pees in the sink because her friend is puking in the toilet.
Girl 1: "Oh, the toilets being used? I'll just pee in the sink"
Girl 2: "You're such a mcsinkle."
mcsinkle by Shannon McSinkle September 26, 2009

mrpinkmuffin 

A name you call mrpinkmuffin very ultra gay of all gays.
OEL: Who is that gay guy?
Tormented: well i saw that mrpinkmuffin..
DefenderBGT: Demoted.
mrpinkmuffin by TormentedLegend June 30, 2018
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