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McNipple 

1. a giant nipple that is the size of a McChicken, usually on a fat person.

2. When the people at McDonalds mess up your order and accidentally give you something that you find extremely gross.
1. OMGZORZ DUDE I HEARD TANIS'S MOM HAS MCNIPPLES.

2. Wow, i ordered a McChicken and this is what they gave me? this is a freakin' McNipple.
McNipple by JellyFishies August 6, 2010
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McNipple 

The mcnipple sandwich is a new addition to the McDonald's menu. It's quite delicious and the crunchy bits are 100% cow tits
I'm hungry, I might get the new McNipple at McDonald's

Triple McNipple 

When someone has 3 nipples.
Katie was born with a Triple McNipple, although she said it turned into a mole later in life.
Triple McNipple by birtha April 30, 2005

skippy mcnipplehead 

An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.
Man Boobs.
Nice manipples!
manipples by tdevore February 11, 2009
I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.
manipples by Mike October 15, 2003

manippleate

Verb - Female manipulation of males usually characterized by use of the breasts to obtain a desired result. breast tit mind-control nipple
Dude, I just let that chick slip the line because she stuck her tits in my face; she was totally able to manippleate me.
manippleate by wodiespodie January 26, 2009
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