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manipples

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I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.
manipples by Mike October 15, 2003

Manipples

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When a heavier-set man's nipples show through his shirt. Like when it is cold and his shirt is too thin for his shaplier-than-normal breasts. Can also be used in replace of a curse word.
"Dude, look at that guy's manipples, they are the size of dinner plates!"

"That guy cut me off! What the MANIPPLES is he thinking!"

Communist Manipesto 

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What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

skippy mcnipplehead 

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An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.

mapplesoft 

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Most uber 1337 company ever invented. Cross between apple and microsoft. Half Evil
Look at my new PC - It runs Mapplesoft doors. Its a little box which no-one buy's AND is full of viruses!
mapplesoft by MattM June 3, 2005

mannipplelate 

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To influence a man's decision making process by asking the question with erect nipples. This will always have the man regretting his decision
Of course he said yes, He was mannipplelated. No man can make an decision he won't regret when his mind is fogged this way
mannipplelate by Keokuker July 6, 2011
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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