McMoocher

Someone who hangs around McDonalds all day, waiting for people to leave their food unattended, then steals it.
Normally, someone who is a McMoocher is either homeless/poor or fat.

McDonalds
Moochers
Fatties

(Man eating at McDonalds leaves table with chicken nuggets to get a soda)
McMoocher: Oh free food! (Steals nuggets)

McMoocher by GneonG November 3, 2010

Iggy the Moocher 

Iggy The Moocher is an absolute mad dog who represents the school 'St Ignatius College Riverview' or commonly known as View. Being Iggy is a privilege, more of privilege than being at Riverview in the first place. You represent the spirit of the Blue and White and are chosen by your fellow brothers to lead the school in warcrys and sporting matches especially against the dirty pink and blue. You must know all the warcrys off by heart and be a respectable young Riverview man (In the eyes of Lowe and Kam). This is what all riverview men need, a saviour, a hero, a IGGY.

Did you see that mad dog on the weekend against joeys?
Yeah, It must've been Iggy the Moocher

Iggy the Moocher by fhieknjfhirwujiko;efdkjwnkvrfe May 29, 2019

Moocher 

An unemployed individual who lives a frivolous life style by means of living off others income, status, and generosity while simultaneously not having any purpose or value.

Susie likes to eat at expensive restaurants as long as she's not paying the bill. She also takes trips at the expense of other's. Susie would be consider a moocher.

Moocher by Meranda3019 March 9, 2013

Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

Touchy McToucherson by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008

Moocherist 

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.

Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.

Moocherist by The Priest August 2, 2014

plate moocher 

a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate

Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher

plate moocher by PhoenixFly February 6, 2010

Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way

Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.

Maple Moocher by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023