McDoucher

1. Person who always complicates orders at fast food resturants particuraly McDonalds.

2. Someone who will make large or complicated orders near closing time at fast food restuants particulary McDonalds.

Customer: "I'll have a McDouble hold the mustard onions and burger and add chicken mayo tomato and mushrooms."

Employee: "What a McDoucher."

Empolyee 1: "This lady ordered thirteen cheese burgers and we close in five minutes"

Empolyee 2: "She's such a McDoucher"

by Tyler Durden. August 7, 2010

Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008

McDouche

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.

Let's get McDouche into the barrels!

by watami April 21, 2022

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

McMoocher

Someone who hangs around McDonalds all day, waiting for people to leave their food unattended, then steals it.
Normally, someone who is a McMoocher is either homeless/poor or fat.

McDonalds
Moochers
Fatties

(Man eating at McDonalds leaves table with chicken nuggets to get a soda)
McMoocher: Oh free food! (Steals nuggets)

by GneonG November 3, 2010

Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010