Definitions by AverageCanadian7567

ShitSmear 

A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear

Man 1: hey look it’s Colby
Man 2: hey Colby

Colby: hey guys

Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged

ShitSmear by AverageCanadian7567 May 28, 2024

Smears McGee 

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author

Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell

Smears McGee by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023

The Colbster 

“The Colbster” is a nickname given to a guy named Colby, he loves to eat shit and often says the phrase “ it’s Colbin time” in the act, it serves as a reference to his favourite movie morbius

Man 1: I can smell something really bad

Man 2: it’s probably The Colbster
Colby: it’s colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*

The Colbster by AverageCanadian7567 March 20, 2023

Triple Chocolate Divorce 

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

Triple Chocolate Divorce by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Smear 

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will

He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear

Smear by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way

Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.

Maple Moocher by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023