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McKenzie's Law 

Goodwin's law, but applied to car analogies. That is, if you have to resort to a car analogy in an argument or debate, you lose automatically.
Only three posts in, and I've got to invoke McKenzie's Law.
McKenzie's Law by siromega August 25, 2010

Mackenzie's Cherry 

The red planet in the clone wars episode 2
John: Shut up about Mackenzie's cherry, I hope we never have to see this planet again.

Mackenzie’s Law 

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children
Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time
Mackenzie’s Law by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Bret McKenzie 

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.
Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.
Bret McKenzie by juju624 December 9, 2008

McKenzie 

McKenzie is a girl that will never give up on anyone no matter what! She loves all things and is a pretty lit person. If I never would have met McKenzie, I don't know what I would have done! She will be your best friend. If you make her mad, she will kick your butt so just don't. If you meet a McKenzie with brown hair and blue eyes, she's a keeper. Don't let a McKenzie go, you would have made the biggest mistake in your life. Btw, McKenzies are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, but they don't evem know it😭
Girl 1: "Dang look at that girl, she's so pretty I want to be her best friend."

Girl 2: "That's McKenzie, she's actually my best friend so don't trt and take her from me."
McKenzie by Billy Bob JoeIsStupid January 1, 2017

McKenzie falls 

The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*
Alice: Lets watch McKenzie falls!
Annie: Falls! *poors water on Alice*