Mackenzie Woolley is an extremely wise and intelligent woman. Don't be rough on Mackenzie, she is an extremely sensitive person and always sees the good in people. If you know a Mackenzie Woolley, you are a very lucky person. Make friends with her. She may seem shy, but once you get to really know her, she is a wonderful woman with a beautiful personality.
The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!
1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!