Geoffrey's definitions

Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

The Jones

Used to refer to Indiana Jones. When Indy becomes angry, he turns into The Jones, and subsequently goes on a killing spree, typically killing nearby nazis and other evil-doers.

The Jones is comin' to getcha!

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

doctor

Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.

Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.

by Geoffrey March 15, 2005

whore-bag

one who is a complete bitch(couhg...ALEXA...cough cough)

ALEXA, MARY, and they're like the only ones

by Geoffrey December 12, 2004

McKenzie S.

The hottest and most awesome girl in school

Mckenzie will be this year's Prom Queen

by Geoffrey February 12, 2005

Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant

man this shit has a lot of croutons

by Geoffrey May 13, 2005

Walnut Creek Gangster

One word defines this fools - Fake

that's shit as fake as a walnut creek gangster

by Geoffrey March 1, 2005