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A name you give your friends as a term of endearment and comedy value. Its the friend thats very macho but you really wanna make fun of them in a respectful way! Can be added behind Mr.

A line out of the movie "I Love You, Man"
Mr. McGuch! Whats up! How's it hanging these days??

Talk to you later McGuch!
McGuch by McGuch Dog February 4, 2010
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McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Douche McGouche 

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
Douche McGouche by D-lux May 1, 2013

Douche McGouche 

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006

Mcgouche 

a nickname for someone who's acting like a douchebag; especially useful when use of the term douche, douchebag, or douche mcgouche is inappropriate.
mom: it looks like your father isn't going to make it to dinner tonight.
kid: that's the third time this week! why?
mom: i think it has to do with that new girl in the office
kid: what a mcgouche! I hope he gets hep C.
Mcgouche by freigo November 17, 2006

mcgucket 

the old coot from the beloved show gravity falls, also ford pines' former partner
"I'm old man McGucket!"

Douche mcgouche 

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.
That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!
Douche mcgouche by Canditoc January 19, 2017
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