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Mcgouche 

a nickname for someone who's acting like a douchebag; especially useful when use of the term douche, douchebag, or douche mcgouche is inappropriate.
mom: it looks like your father isn't going to make it to dinner tonight.
kid: that's the third time this week! why?
mom: i think it has to do with that new girl in the office
kid: what a mcgouche! I hope he gets hep C.
Mcgouche by freigo November 17, 2006
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Douche McGouche 

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
Douche McGouche by D-lux May 1, 2013

Douche McGouche 

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006

Douche mcgouche 

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.
That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!
Douche mcgouche by Canditoc January 19, 2017

Douche-McGouche 

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
Douche-McGouche by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018

Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.
You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

McDouche 

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.
Let's get McDouche into the barrels!
McDouche by watami April 21, 2022
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