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McTitties 

A phrase said to describe a pair of womans boobs that are so tasty looking they could be on a menu.
God, I love them McTitties! Bada bop ba ba I'm lovin' it!

Daaaaaamn! Did you see that order of McTitties on her!
McTitties by spyder McKillin April 11, 2009

McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.
Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.
McVittie Tits by Hay Jude August 22, 2015
That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
mitties by Ned December 7, 2003
plain and simple... man titties.
My english teacher gots some mitties.
mitties by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties 

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

Mctitties 

A man who has a fond love for his own breast. Not gay, but still prefers his breast over women’s...
Girl 1: How was that guy last night?
Girl 2: it was odd, he pulled a mctitties and wouldn’t stop playing with his own nips...
Mctitties by Bigboi45458 April 13, 2020