Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.
by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
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combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits
jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's
by jstepp November 22, 2007
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man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.
That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.
by cc70192hs September 8, 2009
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when a man is so fat that he has breasts or "titties"
"that guy's so fat he's got mitties!"
by maria v July 18, 2005
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