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Eating so much of mcdonalds' burgers you end up with tits. Usually said upon people who are morbidly obese and eat mcdonalds' burgers alot.

Dude: Damn, look at those unholy mactitties.
Man: He must've been hitting mcdonalds for 6 months straight.
Obese Man: I heard that, you assholes.

mactitties by legitmofoa April 21, 2014

Words you can keep

McTitties

A phrase said to describe a pair of womans boobs that are so tasty looking they could be on a menu.

God, I love them McTitties! Bada bop ba ba I'm lovin' it!

Daaaaaamn! Did you see that order of McTitties on her!

McTitties by spyder McKillin April 11, 2009

Mactivities

the term given to womanising, setting speed cameras alight, popping ecstasy, viagra and then fucking a cake.

"Got up to some crazy mactivities last night, can't remember half of it, but I managed to bed a Victoria'

Mactivities by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

mantities

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mantities by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007

Mctitties

A man who has a fond love for his own breast. Not gay, but still prefers his breast over women’s...

Girl 1: How was that guy last night?
Girl 2: it was odd, he pulled a mctitties and wouldn’t stop playing with his own nips...

Mctitties by Bigboi45458 April 13, 2020

R.J. Horsey McTitties

One of the characters names for "Scary Movie 4"

R.j. Horsey McTitties is a BEAST

R.J. Horsey McTitties by B.Z. Donohue April 15, 2008

www.mantitties.com

hot person but say HELPP too much, then i respond with ok🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑

hey bestfriend

Me: www.mantitties.com hi look at funny video
Them: HELPP
Me: ok 🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑

www.mantitties.com by HONKORY May 12, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026