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McDinalds

The McDonalds brothers always had the idea of starting a business in fast food, but before they made their burgers and nuggets avaliable to the public, they traveled back in time by using a modified DeLorean implemented with a flux capacitor capable of time travel when it's current speed hits 88 mph. They went back to the second before they came up with the name "McDonalds" and killed the McDonald's brothers, thus creating a rip in their dimension, and throwing themselves into an alternate reality where they are recognized as the McDinald brothers. This was my time line. I am one of the brothers' uncles, Uncle Dolan McDinald. I coached my boys and the McDinald's restaurant is now one of the most popular fast food restaurants of all time in America.
McDonalds? What's that? Did you mean "McDinalds"?

French Fry Queen and Bendy's sucks. Let's go to eat at McDinalds, the best fast food restaurant of our time.
by Uncle Doaland May 28, 2011
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McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
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Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
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McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
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engadine mcdonald's

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997
by Hack404 March 28, 2019
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