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McDickle 

A man who as the emotional intelligence of a potato.
You know that one McDickle guy that cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital giving birth? He’s in kidney failure from chlamydia.
McDickle by Datbeach38464 April 21, 2022
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McDickle Tickle 

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.
"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."
McDickle Tickle by CryingPrunes December 5, 2012

McDickered 

McDickered is a word of Canadian origin, describing the state of an individual of whom has partaken in some McDonalds, and all its glory, while being highly inebriated.
1) Man, I got so McDickered last night!

2) Person 1: Bud, lets get fucking McDickered tonight. Person 2: Ooooh fuck ya bud! Person 1: Right arm!
McDickered by Legendary_Canadian April 14, 2014

McPickle 

An item of food you receive when either a) you as for extra extra extra extra pickles on your McDonalds burger or b) ask for no pickles but the guy in grill works at McDonald’s for a reason and is either feeling hilarious and can’t read and proceeds to make a burger that gets 90 percent of its mass from pickles.
Larry went through the drive thru and got a McPickle, if you were there he sort of asked for it.
McPickle by Doominator January 22, 2021

Dicky Dick McDickerson 

Dicky Dick McDickerson: When you weren't looking, I ate your some of your fries, and SHAT on the rest! *laughs dickingly*

Friend:....you dick.

McDickenheimer's 

Another name for McDonald's, McDank's, or whatever the hell else you want to call that fast food chain that sells them Big Mickeys. Known for attracting some "big" clientele, as well as the uber hungry after everyone else hits the sack.
Pothead: "Me and Lenny decided to hit up McDickenheimer's after we smoked all our schwag. I almost crashed the station wagon on the way there."
McDickenheimer's by HuskyWolfballz October 28, 2017
An amazing food that can be consumed for only like 3 dollars or whatever. All you need is a McChicken, a McDouble, a small fry and a thing of bbq sauce. Pull the top bun off the McDouble, Put the chicken on the McDouble, add bbq sauce and put fries on. Put the bun back on top and prepare for clogged arteries and amazing deliciousness.
I ate a McDicken yesterday, I felt like I was in heaven until my heart stopped beating.
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