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McDickHead 

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.
Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.
McDickHead by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011
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Mcdickhead 

Sorta like a super dickhead ... extreme dickhead too
Ayoooo you a mcdickhead!!!
Mcdickhead by Jillesa June 18, 2018

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer
Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.
fatty mcfuckhead by Canobes September 24, 2019

Fatty McFuckhead

1. A very fat and large man who is called Clive or sometimes just Mr. Palmer
Fatty McFuckhead needs to get over himself
Fatty McFuckhead by Forgualent September 24, 2019

McDickbeater 

A McDickbeater is a brisk slap with the doo-waggler to any body part, including but not limited to, the face. (sometimes served with cheese)
As Sally bent over to pick up the towel, I slipped her a quick McDickbeater with cheese.
McDickbeater by leemoney January 12, 2008

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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