McCanns

McCanns is a collection point for the horribly unwanted. Students are abnormally depressed, and considered emo by most standards. Girls are likely to either be Bi or lesbian. Males are usually pussies. the hallways have exposed piping, and the lights are extremely dim. Their football team is severly disabled. if you plan on having your child go to this facility, be warned that they will grow up to be failures. And a kid there that is named Jon-luc is a total douche. you should avoid him.oi oi oi

"(sound of students crying)"
"emo breeding ground...McCanns is..."
"lets beat all their asses"
"jon-luc is so sexy"

by Mr. Nathan August 9, 2008

Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them

“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”

by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019

Van McCann

Van McCann is the lead singer of Catfish And The Bottlemen. He is known for his love of bananas, music, and FIFA. Fans may call him Damn McCann, or Van The Man. Van's real name is actually Ryan Evan McCann but he goes by Van.

"I love Van McCann from Catfish And The Bottlemen!"
"I love him too! He's smokin' hot."

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald June 9, 2016

McCannical

The process of offing your child and covering it up in an efficient controlled manner.

He set about his grim task with McCannical efficiency

by Disastrous June 6, 2011

McCann

To make money and become a celebrity on the back of a tragedy. Using the newspapers for a purpose and then claiming to be hounded. To expose ones children/pet to dangers and then state that you are a good parent/owner. To blame everyone else for your errors for the purpose of 'damage limitation'.

Yeah they got cash coming in from everywhere and they still want more - they are pulling a 'McCann'

Jade Goody was crying on tv faking her sadness, she was trying to pull a 'McCann'

by vix_derby March 16, 2008

McCann

To act with lethal irresponsibility towards one's children

leaving three children alone (7yrs and 3 years each) in a holiday flat in portugual whilst you swan off to sample a meal - just from the point of view of the well known problems that these holiday flats have with gas / fire safety standards and the number of gassings that have happened this way - let alone the fact one of the children was taken you'd have to be doing a McCann right?

by mamboo October 3, 2007

mccann

“To mccann” - is a new verb
” I mccanned my glasses” - means that I broke my expensive glasses by mistake, hid them and told everyone that my glasses were stolen from me, and now I suffer because I can’t see.

teacher:kitty!where's your homework?
kitty:i'd got pissed and mccann it!

by madmen March 18, 2008