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McCann

To make money and become a celebrity on the back of a tragedy. Using the newspapers for a purpose and then claiming to be hounded. To expose ones children/pet to dangers and then state that you are a good parent/owner. To blame everyone else for your errors for the purpose of 'damage limitation'.
Yeah they got cash coming in from everywhere and they still want more - they are pulling a 'McCann'

Jade Goody was crying on tv faking her sadness, she was trying to pull a 'McCann'
by vix_derby March 16, 2008
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To act with lethal irresponsibility towards one's children
leaving three children alone (7yrs and 3 years each) in a holiday flat in portugual whilst you swan off to sample a meal - just from the point of view of the well known problems that these holiday flats have with gas / fire safety standards and the number of gassings that have happened this way - let alone the fact one of the children was taken you'd have to be doing a McCann right?
by mamboo October 3, 2007
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“To mccann” - is a new verb
” I mccanned my glasses” - means that I broke my expensive glasses by mistake, hid them and told everyone that my glasses were stolen from me, and now I suffer because I can’t see.
teacher:kitty!where's your homework?
kitty:i'd got pissed and mccann it!
by madmen March 18, 2008
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Doing something completely selfish which puts your children in danger.
Come on, hun, lets do a McCann and go to the pub. We'll lock the door, the kids will be fine.
by FatDrunkStupid November 23, 2011
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Doing a mccann ( to do a runner from a foreign country whilst leaving an abducted child to their fate and claiming innocence whilst refusing to co-operate with the police)
The father claimed his sleeping child was abducted by a gang wielding guns and grenades as he was about to get into a taxi to fly home to the UK . The gang beat and tortured the family and then demanded £100,000 ransom. the father then left pakistan claiming innocence and cannot now be found. He did a McCann - legging it before the cops paid him a visit with shiny bracelets
by h0bn0b March 11, 2010
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The act of ditching or leaving someone behind
Shit jade, Why did you leave me in the villa?

Because you are a cum dumpster jack, i had to mccann you.
by moonbizzle August 27, 2009
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The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. A reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.
The group McCann destroyed thousands of pounds worth of Apple products.
by mcannibal February 8, 2024
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