McBLT 

When two heterosexual males are forced by unforeseen circumstances to share the same bed. The two males start out laying at extreme edges of the bed to "keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold". However, most end up unconsciously spooning in the middle of the bed at some point in their sleep.

Herero Guy 1: "Uh oh. There are two of us heterosexual guys in this hotel room, but only one bed. I'm calling the front desk!"
Hetero Guy 2: "It's cool. We'll just McBLT this."
Hetero Guy 1: "Hot side hot, cold side cold!"

McBLT by Esor January 4, 2014

Mcblurger 

To eat a burger when one is extra blurred/drunk.

Whatcha got there?
Oh this it's my Mcblurger

Mcblurger by Cosmic Monkey August 15, 2013

McBlasted 

extremely fucking blasted. 2 levels above blasted. 1 level above super blasted.

I was Mcblasted last night after that strikeout!

McBlasted by Billy Juice September 13, 2009

McBlues 

Feeling sick and depressed after eating medium to large amounts of McDonalds. It doesn't happen every time, but it is a common occurrence. Eating McDonalds several times in a row can increase chances of the McBlues.

- "After our football game, I ate like 2 big macs and got the worst McBlues ever."

- "Everyone had the McBlues after eating McDonalds 3 days in a row on our road trip."

McBlues by TheChronicKingWes115 November 8, 2009

McBluffin' 

pretending that you don't want anything from McDonald's when, in reality, you do.

Often, someone who is McBluffin' will refuse to order anything from the drive thru, then subsequently ask for "a bite" of whatever it is you are eating, and steal all of your fries. McBluffers should be called out before ordering so they are forced to fess' up.

*car pulls up to the ordering window*

McDonald's Intercom: Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

John (to intercom): Yep, Just one moment.

John (to Megan): Hey Megan, what do you want?

Megan: I'm actually not hungry, nothing for me thanks

John: Pshhht whatever Megan you better order something I know you're McBluffin'! Last time you "didn't want anything" you ate all my sausage McMuffin!!!

Megan: ...fine I'll have a Big Mac meal

John (to intercom): Yeah I'll have one Big Mac meal, a 6-pack of chicken nuggets....

McBluffin' by called_out_for_McBluffin March 21, 2010

McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."

After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.

McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

Jack McBeth 

lovely boy

Jack Mcbeth is a lovely boy

Jack McBeth by lovelyboy1234556788 June 29, 2022