McBlowJob 

When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.

Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang

McBlowJob by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017

McBlowJob 

an act of oral sex, performed on a male, when a female either smears a mcflurry on his genitals before beginning and/or begins performing oral sex with mcflurry in her mouth. M&Ms or Oreos are optional.

"I loved giving that McBlowJob, I barely even noticed the terrible taste I usually get in my mouth."

McBlowJob by T.Taboo July 28, 2008

McBlowjob 

When you buy a 1 dollar cheeseburger from maccas and head behind the store for a gummer from the local crackheads.

Bro 1:
"I got a Mcblowjob from the crackie behind maccas after work yesterday"
Bro 2:
"thas fuckin disgusting"

McBlowjob by What The Fred 2.0 May 20, 2022

McBlowjob 

McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.

2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.

3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."

1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".

b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".

2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."

b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."

3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"

b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"

c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".

McBlowjob by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

McBlowjob 

What Ronald McDonald calls a blowjob.

Ronald McDonald: "Don't stop you whore I love getting a McBlowjob".

McBlowjob by TheWordSubmitter April 14, 2017

McBlowout 

Usually the final result of consuming any meal from McDonald's... explosive diarrhea. First you'll feel the side effects of the McHangover, and when you do, make sure you find your way to the nearest restroom because you have about five minutes before you start to piss fire out of your ass.

Gary: "Hey Ronald, want me to grab you anything from McDonalds?"

Ronald: "Fuck no, I'd rather not have a McBlowout today."

Gary: "What's that?"

Ronald: "Call me fifteen minutes after you finish your McGarbage and let me know how your bowels feel."

McBlowout by AldoTheApache January 20, 2011

McBlowjay 

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating Chicken McNuggets from Mickey Dee's.

Mitch wants a McBlowjay from Candy because he loves nuggets and blowjobs, but he'll never get one.

McBlowjay by canofjaws October 6, 2011