mbltf 

Mom buZz likes to frolic

<x> Boots is such a mbltf!

mbltf by Mr 3DX February 26, 2021

MBDTF 

Short for "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy", Kanye West's 5th album released in 2010.

The greatest album of all time.

King 1: Hey man, have you listened to MBDTF?
King 2: Of course, it's literally the best album of all time.

MBDTF by victorhrda April 3, 2021

MBDTF 

Short for My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, an album from Kanye West from November 22, 2010. His greatest album yet.

You ever listened to MBDTF? You should, its fire!

MBDTF by Hikoshi October 24, 2019

Miltf 

'Mother's I'd like to Fuck' a variation of the 'Yummie Mummy' & 'Sexy Mother Figure' archetypes . Frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. Physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. Probably gagging for it.

1: Mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.
2: Where?, Oh yeah. I love summer.

Miltf by Abe Dew March 3, 2005

MBDTFL

May (or interchangeably, Might) Be Down To Fuck Later

Sven: "All this talk of Skype having an initial public offering has got me in quite the mood.. you MBDTFL?"

Janae: "Yeah I'll come over after I watch Glee ;)"

Sven: "lol nvm your weird ass... are you fuckin serious, Glee?"

Janae: " :( "

Sven: "nah I'm jk, you still MBDTFL..?"

MBDTFL by lolsrsly May 15, 2011

miltf 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

miltf by *wanks cock* April 2, 2003

miltf 

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?

miltf by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005