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The prices for marijuana within the Seattle Area (Pierce County, King County, etc). $200.00 for 28 grams of really dank weed. $220.00 for 28 grams of medical weed. Everywhere else people get ripped off. Everywhere else (in the US) people have shitty weed and aren't generous. Gotta love the West-Side weight.
Puyallup Resident - "I just picked up a 2.1 dub of blueberry yum yum from Ken for $20. Dude Seattle Area Marijuana Prices are THE best."

Spokane Resident - "Did we seriously just get a half ounce for $140 of this stress?"

California Resident - "Damn this chronic is really good, but it's $300.00 an ounce."

Tacoma Resident - "That stuff we got from Hilltop was the best stuff I've ever smoked, but it was way too sketch buying it."
by TheChronicKingWes115 December 06, 2009

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A "zip" is the another name for an ounce of marijuana. (Usually between 25 - 28 grams).
-"Hey bro can I get a zip of that shit we smoked last night?"

-"My friend charges 290 a zip, but it's chronic!"
by TheChronicKingWes115 September 23, 2009

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Middle class town about a 40 minute drive south of Seattle. Everyone who is not from Puyallup assumes that it is a hick town, when it is not (this is usually because of the Puyallup Fair, or other surrounding hick town such as Graham). 35% white trash, 50% middle class, 15% upper class. Downtown Puyallup is a collaboration of small box houses and people with overinflated senses of pride in Puyallup family legacy. Uptown Puyallup, or South Hill, is mainly new neighborhoods and cookie cutter houses with a mix of some high income developments. There is not much to do in Puyallup, so drugs and parties and a daily activity. I've been to many places in the U.S. and smoked every type of weed, and I have to say that Puyallup has the most consistent dank chronic. No overpriced, bad weighed sack of shitty weed, P-town's got the bomb weed all the time.
foreigner - "What's there to do over there in Poo-yall-up (Puyallup)? Watch cows chew their cud?"

local - "I just picked up a zip off of shaw for $250 and it's dank!!"
by TheChronicKingWes115 November 29, 2009

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The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.
- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."

- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."
by TheChronicKingWes115 December 04, 2009

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p
Short for "pound", when referring to marijuana.
- "Can I get a p?"

- "Selling p's for 2000."
by TheChronicKingWes115 January 25, 2010

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Something that has caused me to feel highest euphoria that life can give me, along with the all time low that is humanly possible. I did unbelievably great things because of love, and the worst decisions of my life because of it. Literally impossible to explain unless you've been in True Love.
- "I use to be a 4.0, 1990 on my SAT, college bound clean-cut athletic Christian young man. I fell in love with this girl, and she destroyed my heart over just a year and a half. Now I am sitting at home applying for community college, personality and emotions withered, college drop out coming off of a severe oxycontin and cocaine addiction. All of this because of a girl. Yes it is possible. I would consider my case to be mild. True Love fucked up my whole life."
by TheChronicKingWes115 December 06, 2009

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After smoking a lot of weed, the feeling one experiences in their legs. (numb, lazy, floaty type feeling).
- "Wow my banana legs are SO bad right now that I don't even want to walk to get food."
by TheChronicKingWes115 October 18, 2009

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