Mayor McCheese

A McDonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. He had a hamburger for a head.

They've retired a number of other characters, too

by Ryan Thompson January 18, 2004

Mayor McCheese

A colleague who consistently leaves work ('cheeses it') much earlier than expected, leaving you wondering whether they are actually employed part-time.

"Hey, where's Padma?"
"Sorry buddy, Mayor McCheese has already cheesed it"
"What?! But it's only 3pm!"

by jimmy tsolakis January 6, 2009

Mayor McCheese

A McDonald's guyp;my hero

Mayor McCheese is my idol.

by the wierdest person you never knew May 6, 2005

Mayor McCheese.

It is a synonym for wang.

Sometimes I like to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and play with my Mayor McCheese.

by Tom Penniman December 10, 2005

Mayor McCheese

When a married public official cleans the cheese from your foreskin.

That cop will never bust me, I know him as Mayor McCheese.

by Zigi and Arete September 25, 2010

Mayor McCheese

A pussy with saggy lips that resembles hamburger patties.

She pulled down her pants and she had a Mayor McCheese.

by Grimes263 July 9, 2021

Mayor Mc'cheese

when a girl has had too much fast food before a blowjob and pukes on the penis during the act

i knew she had too many chicken nuggets when she Mayor Mc'cheesed all over my cock

by boobb November 29, 2007