Mayophile 

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.

The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers

Mayophile by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019

mammophile 

–noun a person who is especially interested in high quality breasts and associated paraphanalia.

"note how the aureola and nipples are in perfect proportion on this photo and the angle of nipple elevation is within acceptable tolerances"

"why sir, you are truly a mammophile"

"thank you sir"

mammophile by webbo1973 October 29, 2009

Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.

Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"

Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Macrophile 

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

Macrophile by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

Morophile 

- Noun

A person who has an affinity for stupid people.

1.
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it

2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them

Morophile by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019

maniphile 

The opposite of a pediphile; a younger person who hits on or likes older people

Teacher: I have a student and I think shes a maniphile. I'm twice her age and I hear she thinks I'm totally banging.

maniphile by kanguala January 7, 2010

macophile

Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.

"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"

macophile by system_glitch September 13, 2008