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Mayophile 

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.
The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers
Mayophile by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019
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mammophile 

noun a person who is especially interested in high quality breasts and associated paraphanalia.
"note how the aureola and nipples are in perfect proportion on this photo and the angle of nipple elevation is within acceptable tolerances"

"why sir, you are truly a mammophile"

"thank you sir"
mammophile by webbo1973 October 29, 2009
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Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Macrophile 

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.
"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"
Macrophile by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

Morophile 

- Noun

A person who has an affinity for stupid people.
1.
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it

2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
Morophile by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019

maniphile 

The opposite of a pediphile; a younger person who hits on or likes older people
Teacher: I have a student and I think shes a maniphile. I'm twice her age and I hear she thinks I'm totally banging.
maniphile by kanguala January 7, 2010
Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.
"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"
macophile by system_glitch September 13, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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