myophile

A body dysmorphic disorder in where the person (usually a man)) believes that there is no such thing as too much muscle usually utilizing steroids to achieve a larger than humanly possible muscle size.

The myophiles are meeting down at the beach for a pose off.

by Bonnie Brown October 24, 2007

mycophile

lover of mushrooms and fungus in general

"i think i'm a mycophile"
"why's that?"
"i only date fun-guys"

by emma ruby October 13, 2007

mysophile

A mysophile is literally someone who loves dirt, as opposed to mysophobes, who are afraid of dirt. It can take any form, also as a sexual attraction. A mysophile can be a crusty or an unwashable, being attracted to dirty surroundings, clothes, anything foul or dirty

The John Waters film 'a Dirty Shame' is also about a mysophile

by Dirty Danny September 22, 2005

Mysophile

Myspace Pedofile

(1) A 40 yr old guy posing as a 19 yr old guy to rape unsuspecting teen girls

(2) A perverted, nasty looking old dude who spends all his time on myspace trying to track down girls and guys

Oh man! that girl got raped and kidnapped by some dude! He's a total mysophile.

by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009

Mayophile

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.

The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers

by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019