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The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.
Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!
by NotAGenius October 16, 2014
Get the mayonnaised mug.A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
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Get the Mayonnaise mug.Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
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