2 definition by Coach Scoob Bean

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When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

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by Coach Scoob Bean March 03, 2019

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.

No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.

by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018