When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.

After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012

Cinco de Mayo'd

When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.

Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.

Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Peter the Meter May 5, 2009

Mayo Dragon

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.

-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"

Mayo Dragon by ChadnSean January 17, 2010

Mayo Deftinwolf

A character from Claudio Sanchez's story told through the songs by Coheed and Cambria.
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.

Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")

Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")

Mayo Deftinwolf is a bad, bad man.

Mayo Deftinwolf by Katy H December 24, 2008

Mayo dart

Used by kitchen staff in restaraunts as a form of revenge against irritating coworkers (and patrons, if you're daring), a mayo dart is a toothpick dipped in mayonnaise (or similar substance), and lobbed at the offending person while he is facing away, sticking to the back of his shirt without his knowing it's there.

If the servers give you too much attitude, throw some mayo darts at them

Mayo dart by LouWeed May 13, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026