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Mayo’d 

Having lots of mayonnaise thrown at a you.
*Throws mayonnaise at Tom* “You just got mayo’d!”

Cinco de Mayo'd 

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.
After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd 

When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.

Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.
Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.

Mayo Dragon 

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.
-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"
Mayo Dragon by ChadnSean January 17, 2010

Mayo Deftinwolf 

A character from Claudio Sanchez's story told through the songs by Coheed and Cambria.
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.

Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")

Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo Deftinwolf is a bad, bad man.
Mayo Deftinwolf by Katy H December 24, 2008

Mayo dart 

Used by kitchen staff in restaraunts as a form of revenge against irritating coworkers (and patrons, if you're daring), a mayo dart is a toothpick dipped in mayonnaise (or similar substance), and lobbed at the offending person while he is facing away, sticking to the back of his shirt without his knowing it's there.
If the servers give you too much attitude, throw some mayo darts at them
Mayo dart by LouWeed May 13, 2005