THE MANBLE
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’
re sorry unless there is
something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a
mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it
go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in
short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the
power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your
mate’s failures to be used in
case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8:
Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your
mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
