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Maxually 

People who overuse the word "actually". We've all met them and heard them plenty. Done in an attempt to make every mundane thing they say seem profound and insightful they continue to flutter their eyelids and talk down their noses while making jackasses of themselves with what will someday become a big joke.
I sat around all day watching a couple maxually veejays on tv. How tiring.
Maxually by Joedog41 August 25, 2009
Words you can keep

manually express semen 

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.
I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

your breathing manually 

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.
"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
manually google by heinygirl February 20, 2011

manually operated percussion accelerometer 

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction
using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

manually operated imaginary person 

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.
Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

Manually Initiated Crash 

Whenever you press Right Ctrl and press Scroll Lock Twice after you've added the CrashOnCtrlScroll value on the Registry Editor of Windows 10 on the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\kbdhid\Parameters Directory.
Brad: Hey dude! i fixed everything on your computer and now it should be working fine and dandy, also something i added is the Ctrl Double Scroll Lock Function so you can automatically see what stuff is open on your PC

Braindead Not-know-anything-about-tech Dumbass: Thanks Dude! ill check it out sometime

*Tests Function*
*PC Crashes*

*Error Code: Manually Initiated Crash*
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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