Maxually

People who overuse the word "actually". We've all met them and heard them plenty. Done in an attempt to make every mundane thing they say seem profound and insightful they continue to flutter their eyelids and talk down their noses while making jackasses of themselves with what will someday become a big joke.

I sat around all day watching a couple maxually veejays on tv. How tiring.

by Joedog41 August 25, 2009

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction

using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

by jomac_uk September 28, 2008

manually operated imaginary person

1. (n.) Hand-held puppet.

Kermit the Frog is a manually operated imaginary person.

by mousegrass April 23, 2014

Manually Initiated Crash

Whenever you press Right Ctrl and press Scroll Lock Twice after you've added the CrashOnCtrlScroll value on the Registry Editor of Windows 10 on the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\kbdhid\Parameters Directory.

Brad: Hey dude! i fixed everything on your computer and now it should be working fine and dandy, also something i added is the Ctrl Double Scroll Lock Function so you can automatically see what stuff is open on your PC

Braindead Not-know-anything-about-tech Dumbass: Thanks Dude! ill check it out sometime

*Tests Function*
*PC Crashes*

*Error Code: Manually Initiated Crash*

by Harv09 July 8, 2021