Definitions by Cyan_on_the_dictionary

colon cleansing 

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

colon cleansing by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022

ClusterTruck 

That one truck jumping game in half of every youtube video where someone talks about something.

Whats that game that youtuber is playing?

ClusterTruck

ClusterTruck by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

your breathing manually 

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

your breathing manually by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

zero 

The number of fucks I give.

I give zero fucks.

zero by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

controversy

prolonged public disagreement or heated discussion.

The dislike removal isn't a controversy, everyone hated it.

controversy by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

throw a spanner in the works 

Have a huge problem that halts progress.

Thats gonna throw a spanner in the works.

throw a spanner in the works by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

u wot m8

A staple mlg catch phrase.

u wot m8

u wot m8 by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022