Mawbag

When your mum is just being a total bawbag!

MUM: I just whiteyed in your suitcase son, sorry..

SON: JESUS CHRIST MUM, what a fucking mawbag thing to do!

by brownbear1991 December 17, 2010

MANbag

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex

EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)

by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

mawage

1. a bwessed awangement
2. a dweam wifin a dweam

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.

by titorreturns September 7, 2016

MAOWBAG

Middle aged over weight bald guy

He was a real piccard, now he is just a Maowbag

by CTHULU_GUY March 12, 2009

MACbagger

One who uses the term "teabagger" in a derogatory manner to denigrate opposing political views, and then wonders why anyone could be offended, since it's just a reference to a sexual act. MAC stands for Male Anal Creampie, and is just a reference to a sexual act. No big deal, and the person or persons who use "teabagger" should be proud to be called 'MACbagger'.

"John Boehner is just another teabagger", said MACbagger Jimmy, as he drank Chris Matthews' kool-aid and stared at Rachel Maddow's tits.

by Pragmatic Paul November 4, 2010

Malbag

A malbag is a slang term used for a usless person. It is used when a person is so out of place in a situation there is no point in spareing their feelings they are just that stupid

Person1: (talking to Rosslin) you are such a malbag, you can't even go to the toilet yourself.
Rosslin: Can you please at least stand outside the door
Person1: just this once

by Malbagsupreme July 19, 2019