Mawaga

What people (usually idiots) assume the Native American tribe living in Agawam, MA is called despite “Mawaga” being Agawam spelled backwards and Agawam already being a Native American word.

1: yeah the Indians that traded with the settlers were the Mawagas my dad told me.
2: turning a word backwards doesn’t make it Native American it just makes you look stupid.

Mawaga by RuinedTruths July 14, 2018

Penguins of Madagascar 

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.

Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.

Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018

Mort from Madagascar 

Mort from Madagascar is a wanted criminal from Madagascar. His crimes against humanity, from causing the World Wars to committing homicide and murdering King Julian. This man, if you can even call him that, is the most dangerous thing roaming the Earth. Below is a video of him manipulating his foes.

Do anything at any cost to avoid Mort from Madagascar.

Mort from Madagascar by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 February 5, 2021

Penguins Of Madagascar 

Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.

The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions

Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?

Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly

At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!

Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

mamagayo

Very popular amongst crew members in cruise ships, this word means "lazy", someone who's always trying to get away with not doing their duties. Comes from tagalog (language spoken in the Phillipines)

Steven is always late for work. What a mamagayo!

mamagayo by Phulanow December 18, 2007

malaga 

Southern Spanish city with an amazing good vibe. Due to its 320 sunny days a year, is considered the paradise for old dudes from Germany. Famous for its craft markets. People from Malaga are really proud of their city because their good environment and fresh fish restaurants . In Malaga there is a type of person called "malaguita" who usually hangs out every weekend to plaza de Mitjana and becomes the most religious person during Easter. Is well famous for be the birthplace of the famous artist Picasso. The city where Leticia and José found love.

Dude 1: Hey, where are you going wearing that "torero" (bull fighter) outfit?
Dude 2: I am going to Mitjana (Malaga) to drink rat poisonous alcohol

Jose: hey! Leticia I like your t-shirt, which brand is?
Leticia: Stop touching my nipple bro, we are in Malaga

malaga by JNLMS November 3, 2017

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022