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Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv.
mawage by titorreturns September 7, 2016
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waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

pigeon manager 

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.
Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006

I want to speak to the manager 

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

your manager 

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
your manager by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020

Hloyal Management & Pr 

Hloyal Management & Pr

H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R

1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.
I Work like that boy who started Hloyal management & pr.

kfc manager 

An afro american man who runs a kfc branch
Hey you are a kfc manager aren't you?
kfc manager by KeepoKelp November 23, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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