wifin' 

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.

Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.

wifin' by designated deriver March 3, 2011

wifin' 

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

wifin' by the AWPerator August 28, 2012

Wifin' 

A $20 bill

Person 1: The Orange Box is only $30 (That's like 1 1/2 wifin's)

Person 2: I actually got it for $12 at EB Games. That's just over half a wifin'.

Wifin' by IAIN'TGOTAFACE July 5, 2010

wifin it 

to stay home n chill wit your wifey rather than go out wit da boys

no man imma just be wifin it tonight

wifin it by the original Ducky November 9, 2006

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Wiwin 

wiwin is a sweet and kind-hearted girl that is beautiful from the inside and the outside. She has a lot of friends and is friendly most of the time. She has brown sparkling eyes and seem to be a clumsy person, but she is very detailed to the pieces. When she is sad, she tends to do things alone, and speaking out her thoughts with just her closest friend. But sometimes you will feel that she takes you for granted

Wiwin is like the stripes on a zebra, she completes a team.

Wiwin by btstar September 27, 2018

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014