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an anal q-tip, you know one of those scrawny mothafuckas with them curlies up top
the homosexual giant was fortunate to pick up a maurey out of the crowd. next time he won't go to taco bell unless he's got a spare maurey on him.
maurey by HJM April 9, 2008
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The Maurey Povich

When having sex with a girl doggystyle you start yelling "WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD!?"
While banging this cougar, she begged for the Maurey Povich.
The Maurey Povich by Randellski October 27, 2008
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An unique girl. Once you get to know her its really hard to forget about her :-) Shes honest, beautiful in every way and a really good friend, shes real and loyal and hard to get soo if you get at her dont let her go ;)
mauren, shes the kind of girl you wish you had ;*
mauren by Anonymousyy August 8, 2012
Maureen is all around an amazing person. She basically combines all the best traits a person could have. First off, she’s unbelievably kind and nice. I guarantee you will not meet anyone sweeter than Maureen. Second, she’s smart. She loves to read more than anything, and is happy to geek out with you about anything. Third, she’s beautiful. Maureen has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen, and the cutest smile of all time. Fourth, she has a super chill personality. Maureen gets along with pretty much everyone, and everyone gets along with her. Fifth, she’s super funny. Maureen can always get me to laugh with her puns, and sometimes even just looking at her can make me laugh with happiness. There are a bunch more things that make Maureen great, but these are my favorites. ❤️
Man, I’m so happy Maureen is my gf.
Maureen by Staceysmom63 July 18, 2018

Maury Dance 

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.
When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.
Maury Dance by utubefnatic November 13, 2007
Maureen is a special girl who will always hold near and dear to my heart from 3 years ago to forever. You’re my super girl you’re my everything and you made life great, one day you will stumble on your name in urban dictionary and see this message from me.

JM
Maureen is a very great girl to love
Maureen by Athenam8 January 28, 2020
Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Maury by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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